thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

undrunkscotsman:

turntekgodhead:

turntekgodhead:

WHY ARE CUTIES SO HARD TO PEEL

GUYS

this week on tumblr: chococrunch is a serial killer

cloak-wand-and-stone:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

riddlemetom:

Monsters inc - 2001
Monsters inc 2 - 2013

Finding Nemo - 2003
Finding Nemo 2 - 2015

calliefromcali22:

jimminiejamminy:

A tribute for all the 90’s disney kids;

Recess, The Replacements, Lilo and Stitch, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Fairly odd parents, Wizards of Waverly place, The Emporers new school, Kim Possible, Hannah Montana, American Dragon: Jake Long, That’s So Raven.

Just Listen. ok.

I AM CRYING MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD IN THIS MY GOD I AM DEAD. 

me writing essays

rinthewin:

caffenespeaks:

the legend

This makes me so happy, and yet so sad.

He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by.

BUT the teacher was done. She didn’t care. She was fed up.

BUT the students were uncaring, even laughing, as this young man walked out

BUT this video was put online to be deemed as a joke and embarrass that boy.

THAT is unexceptionable

THAT is not right.

If you are this young gentleman  if you are his relative, or if you have ever done something similar.

I am so proud of you

To take your opinion and share. NOT ONCE did he threaten her, NOT ONCE did he raise his voice above a proper projection so that the class could hear his words  NOT ONCE did he insult her in any means past how she was behaving with her job. He didn’t undermine her. He didn’t hurt her, and yet he gave his message and left in peace.

That makes him a true, undeniable, super hero in my eyes.

Thank you sir.

cassiecat101:

danidevineee:

southerncaliforniahoney:

iminlalaland4ever:

did-you-kno:

Source

you know what that means, right?

SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!

oh shit, I just laughed so loud haha

Rebloging purely for that ^

ahhh shit

just-a-skinny-boy:

It had to be done

trixiofthesea:

I was looking through my old pics, and I found this.  I do not even remember putting this on my computer.  

ravenkit:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

I wish that was my case. I’ve been laughing for 36 years straight.^

People are like refrigerators.

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

or plain,

tall

or short,

or have things all over your face, 

because what truly matters is 

what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

existentiallism:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.